Face it, people. Since “Two And A Half Men” star Angus T. Jones grew up, there is nothing very attractive or riveting about watching him. That’s why celebrity gossip columnists like Perez Hilton are already positing about star celebs who could replace him on the sitcom project. With only two more episodes guaranteed in his contract and the young actor’s character already in the military, there is a very good chance that the network will decide paying him $300,000 per episode to appear on a show that he’s openly denounced might not be the best decision. But will they kill him off at war or come up with some other less permanent way for him to gracefully exit the project?
Perez Hilton writes,
Face it, since Angus T. Jones talked all that cray cray shiz about Two and a Half Men there is NO WAY he’s coming back on the show!
The half man isn’t quitting this season of the CBS sitcom. BUT his contract is done after the next two episodes film, and we have a hunch the network won’t be giving him an offer.
Jones, a newly self-proclaimed Seventh Day Adventist, recently called the show “filth” in a celebrity interview. Speaking to a fringe element preacher the church says is in no way affiliated with their organization, he came on camera and begged people to stop watching the hit series.
While Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher have done everything in their power to promote the series, the boy who was once seen as the star of the show really put bit the proverbial hand that fed him on this one. Even actor Charlie Sheen, the warlock himself, told People magazine that based on Jones’ abhorrent behavior that he truly believes the show is cursed.
After all, he had a glorious meltdown brought on by what appears to be a manic episode. Then, Kutcher replaced him — followed by promptly getting caught with his pants down and his hand in the cookie jar related to an infidelity mess. [He was cheating on his wife Demi Moore with a very young blonde mistress.] Now, the boy is cracking up thanks to bad advice from crazy Christians? Ones even the extreme factions of Seventh Day Adventists are saying are saying are too right-wing even for them?
What’s next? Jon Cryer going on a booze bender wearing lipstick, high heels, and a dress?
Bottom line, when Angus T. Jones was young and cute, people liked watching him. Hoping he grew up to be a handsome adult with a charismatic personality, fans of the show have spend years overlooking the very real fact that as he’s aged his acting talent and fundamental charisma as a public figure have been less and less.
To that end, now that he’s publicly insulted and essentially humiliated the cast, writers, show producers, directors, and crew, his days on the show might be numbered. Specifically to two… (because two more episodes are all the production team is obligated to pay him through).
But if they do give him the boot and you are still a fan of the celebrity kid, have no fear.
Charlie Sheen, being the magnanimous celebrity that he is, has already offered him a job on his new show “Anger Management”.
To that end, if the young man ever does come back to live in the world of Hollywood’s more philosophical middle ground at least the Anti-Sheen will still have someplace [offering lucrative fiscal incentive] to go.